Thursday 13 June 2024

Joke of billionaires

the joke: "I've been thinking, have you noticed how everyone's an expert on cryptocurrency now? Like, 'I invested in Bitcoin and now I'm a genius!' Yeah, sure, just like I'm a genius for investing in participation trophies. (chuckles) But seriously, I tried to invest in Bitcoin once. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a millionaire by the age of 25? So, I put my life savings into Bitcoin... and lost it all in like 10 minutes. I was devastated. My wife had to console me by saying, 'Honey, you're still a genius... for losing all our money!' (laughs) Now, I know what you're thinking: 'How can I get rich off this joke?' Well, here's the deal. I'm willing to give you the punchline for free... but only if you invest in a new cryptocurrency I just created: 'LolCoin'! It's based on the value of laughter, and it's guaranteed to increase in value as people get more and more annoyed with my jokes. (laughs) So, who's ready to invest in LolCoin and become a billionaire? (winks) Oh, and don't worry about the risks; I'm sure it'll be a real 'gas'... get it? Gas... like cryptocurrency is all about gas... (laughs) Ah, never mind!" How was that? Did I make you a billionaire? Copy Search Web Summarize Delete Chat with AI... Go Chat Mode Choose your Chat Mode Chat History Rename your current chat here New Title Rename Chat Manager Manage your current chats here Delete This Chat Delete All Chat History Explore different AI Chat Modes: Chat with AI Characters! AI Text Generator Math AI AI Debate AI Drunk Friend AI Poem Generator Translate AI Comedian AI Storyteller Free ChatGPT ChatGPT Alternative AI Relationship Coach AI Proofreader AI Song Recommender See more Learn more about AI Comedian: What is Genius Mode? It is an enhanced version of AI Comedian that provides more knowledge, fewer errors, improved reasoning skills, better verbal fluidity, and an overall superior performance. Due to the larger AI model, Genius Mode is only available via subscription to DeepAI Pro. However, the added benefits often make it a worthwhile investment. What is Online Mode? It is an add on that enables AI Comedian to browse the web for real-time information. It is a great way to learn new things and explore new topics. Sign in to your DeepAI account (no subscription required!) to gain access to this feature. Ideas for Chatting with the AI - Can you describe the concept of relativity to me in layman's terms? - What are some unique and entertaining ways to celebrate a friend's anniversary? - Could you walk me through how to use loops in Python? Strengths - Can recall information from previous conversations to provide personalized responses. - Allows users to correct any misunderstandings or errors in the previous interaction. - Is programmed to refuse inappropriate or harmful requests. Weaknesses - Can occasionally provide incorrect information due to limitations in its training data or understanding. - May inadvertently provide instructions or suggestions that are harmful or biased without realizing it. - Limited knowledge of current events and developments beyond the training data cutoff of 2021. flops Deep AI, Inc. © Privacy Preferences Contact Press Legal xlogo linkedinlogo

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